Wednesday, October 20, 2021

273 - Maysoun Gives the Finger

 This week we got into some traffic drama! We also saw a plethora of art shows. Come on this winding journey with us!

All the music in this show is by FAVORS

Go see all the shows at Cushion Works, Telematic, Slash, Wattis, and Microsoft Paint! And beyond!

Do not flip people off from your bike!


Wednesday, October 13, 2021

272 - RETRACT

 Kate and Maysoun do some corrections, redactions, RETRACTIONS, recantations, disavowals and so much more in this episode !

The intro and outro music in this episode is by Tomu DJ


NFTs Are Hot. So Is Their Effect on the Earth’s Climate

8+ Interesting Palestinian Films Coming to Netflix, This Weekend & This Month


REDACTED AND RETRACTED


Wednesday, October 6, 2021

271 - Get Right to It

 This week we get right into it without even a moment of hesitation. We talk about puffer vests, play guess the rent, and remind you about the pumpkin carving contest! ENTER TO WIN!!!

Most of the music in this episode is by Jon Reyes


SWOOSH SWOOSH!


Wednesday, September 29, 2021

270 - Autumn Begins

This week we introduce the Congratulations Pine Tree pumpkin carving contest! WIN WIN WIN! Email us your pumpkins before October 26th motherfuckers! The winner gets a $30 clipper card!

congratulationspinetree@gmail.com

All the music in this episode is by Professor Murder

Send us your pumpkins!


Wednesday, September 22, 2021

269 - Tex Mess

 This week Maysoun had a weird week! She had a Texan fake being vaxed, she got poison oak, and she saw some art. Let's take a wild ride through the life of Maysoun.

Most of the music in this episode is by bastiengoat

SUPPORT THIS KICKSTARTER:

Let Me Let You Go 

A Groundbreaking Sci-Fi Comedy Feature about artists that become cross-species with fungus in order to survive!


10 Common Poison Oak Myths

Discover and Go - Free passes to places with your SFPL card!


Baby coots!


Wednesday, September 15, 2021

268 - Reckless Pessimism

 This week we are talking about the newest Rappaport family venture, the Institute of Contemporary Art San Francisco. We elicited comments from artists, curators, and art workers from the Bay Area to say what they thought (anonymously) about this surprise announcement of a new major art space. Are you cautiously optimistic or recklessly pessimistic? Or something else? Let us know! congratulationspinetree@gmail.com

Most of the music in this episode is by Pauline Anna Strom

ICA San Francisco

New Institute of Contemporary Art San Francisco to open in Dogpatch next summer - SF Chronicle

San Francisco Gets Its Own Institute of Contemporary Art - NY Times


The Cool Kids Club


Wednesday, September 8, 2021

267 - Gobblin' Goblins

 We're back! Maysoun went to some shows without rubbing Neosporin into her nostrils. We also bid a fond farewell to everyone who moved away this summer. Plus: loads of new segments!

The music in this episode is by yellowing and you know who else.

Bay Area Visual Art Exhibitions Not to Miss this Fall by Sarah Hotchkiss

Snorks!


Saturday, May 29, 2021

266 - Ticks in the Grass

We went to the Headlands and we can tell you first hand: oh baby, there are ticks in that grass. Have a safe and fun summer, everyone! We love you.

All the music in this episode is by Morgan Bassichis

Tick City, USA


Saturday, May 22, 2021

265 - Biker Dyke Dreams

This week Kate is contemplating her future as a bicycle expert. We also talk about some art we saw IN PERSON! Plus our cats are featured.

All the music in this episode is by Blue Wednesday, Himalayan Beach Ensemble, Dillan Witherow


Links about Palestinian Liberation:

People of conscience: Palestinians ask you to boycott Israel by Omar Barghouti

Podcasts:
Citations Needed: Debunking the 5 Most Common Anti-Palestinian Talking Points (37min)
Revolution Now: Episode 10 - Palestine in a Podcast (1 hr 45min)

The Media:3 Ways the Media Enables Racist Violence

Introductory Books (or Audiobooks):
Edward Said, The Question of Palestine
Rashid Khalidi, The Hundred Years’ War on Palestine: A History of Settler Colonialism and Resistance, 1917–2017
Ilan Pappe, The Ethnic Cleansing of Palestine
Joe Sacco, Palestine AND Footnotes in Gaza

also, Angela Davis, Freedom is a Constant Struggle: Ferguson, Palestine, and the Foundations of a Movement

Websites with more Info:
Gaza in Context

Decolonize Palestine

Palestinians to Follow: Mohammed El-Kurd

Noura Erakat

Mariam Barghouti
Dr. Yara Hawari
Omar Ghraieb

Jehad Abusalim

Orgs to Follow / Donate:

US Campaign for Palestinian Rights
Adala Justice Project
Jewish Voice for Peace
Arab Resource & Organizing Center
Eyewitness Palestine

Palestine Red Crescent Society
UNRWA

About the BDS (Boycott, Divest, Sanction) Movement:
BDS Movement

US Military Funding to Israel (look up your city):
https://uscpr.org/militaryfunding

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

264 - Making Friends (with MaryAnn Rhoades)

 Maysoun is in the secret zone so we're joined by Kate's mom this week! We talk about making friends, the history of the Bay Area, and mercury mining.

the music in this episode is by Monophonics

Downtown San Jose in the 1950s


Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Thursday, April 15, 2021

263 - Goat Heat

NOTICE! Feedburner, the service we use to create the feed for our podcast will soon stop supporting email subscriptions. If you rely on email updates to let you know when a new episode is out, please consider switching to a different subscription method. Let us know if you need help: congratulationspinetree@gmail.com

This week we are talking about springtime and how people with an Aries sun sign need to get their shit together and bring the warm weather! We also talk about bystander training, websites, and free fridges.

The music in this episode is by Florence Price


Aries, please bring the warmth!!!


Thursday, April 1, 2021

262 - No to Landlords

This week we talk about landlords, missing panel discussions, and we talk about what's sketchy and what's legit. You know- the basics.

Most of the music in this episode is by DUNGEON WEED


Laminate yourself a press pass!


Wednesday, March 17, 2021

261 - PSAs

This week someone has done a fraud! Plus Maysoun tells us about the wacky woman who funded Coit tower.

The music in this episode is by Tomu DJ 

Bungie and Wally, bless them.


Tuesday, February 9, 2021

259 - DIY VAX

This week we try to make our own vaccines. We also talk about the Van Gogh laser light show coming to San Francisco. What do you think about that show? Let us know at congratulationspinetree@gmail.com

The music in this episode is by bastiengoat

Support the Cause Against Anti-Asian Violence

Virtually Asian by Astria Suparak



If Van Gough were alive would he take MDMA?


Tuesday, January 12, 2021

257 - Hobby Horses

 This week we're taking up some new hobbies and projects. We also give some nice updates and do some corrections. We share our friend BaubleRob's definitive list of what order to watch Studio Ghibli movies. How are you filling your time? Let us know: congratulationspinetree@gmail.com

All the music in this episode is by Bézier & Vin Sol

Darning socks is cool and good.


Tuesday, January 5, 2021

256 - Baseball Danger

 This week we try to crack the case on a mystery residency in Oregon. We also talk about whether drive-in movie theaters are open. Plus Kate invites artists to think about the danger of standing in the middle of a baseball game with no glove. Sorry for all the hand sounds in this episode- just pretend you’re listening from under a table.

All the music in this episode is by Burd Hauz

Return the Eye by DROUGHT SPA presented by CLOACA

UC Regents buy SF Art Institute’s $19.7M debt, are now school’s landlords — will SFAI’s Diego Rivera mural be next to sell?

proposalsforall.com


Here's the baseball diagram.

Maysoun found a safer one!



Tuesday, December 22, 2020

255 - Star Trek IV

 We voyage home with the crew of the Enterprise and learn all about humpback whales! Happy solstice and if you have any info about what pizza restaurant is featured in this movie please let us know. 

10 out of 10 stars


Tuesday, December 15, 2020

254 - Radio Wars!

 This week we are in all-out war with KQED. We ask Julie Deppish to PICK A SIDE! We also check what's going on with art on craigslist. 

Be sure to watch these movies for next week's episode:

Gattaca
THX 1138
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

All the music in this episode is by Bézier & Vin Sol

A BATTLE FOR THE AIRWAVES


Tuesday, December 8, 2020

253 - Marcel Vs. Covid Command

This week Maysoun is offering her service as a mean daddy. We also invite your suggestions for Bay Area movies to watch! Send us your recommendations! congratulationspinetree@gmail.com
 
All the music in this episode is by bastiengoat

Listen to Rightnowish


Please stay in your bubble as much as possible.




Monday, November 30, 2020

252 - Pretend Journalism

We continue our award-winning journalism in response to a listener question from last week. Maysoun comes dangerously close to talking bad about Dolly Parton. Kate goes off about a new lesbian romcom. 

The music in this episode is by Tomu DJ


Interview with Gordon Chin about CCDC, and organizing and gentrification in Chinatown

Committee to Reimagine SFAI presentation from November 6th

Pay your Shuumi Land Tax

Short lesbian, tall lesbian.



Tuesday, November 24, 2020

251 - Fonts and Taunts

 This week we have a listener email asking about a new gallery logo. We also salute essential workers and have some legal news. Kate accidentally doesn't record the podcast for an hour, so that was fun. 

Most of the music in this episode is by No Vacation

Oakland Workers Fund

Shotgun Players

San Francisco DA's Office Launches Its 1st Homicide Prosecution Of A Police Officer


Here is the logo that our listener wrote in about.


Monday, November 9, 2020

250 - Bye Bitch

Just got through the longest week of all time... or at least of the COVID times. We run through some election results and then get back to our bread and butter of art things. Stay warm and stay safe.

The music in this episode is Bye Bitch by Naomi Ekperigin and Andy Beckerman

Town Fridge (instagram)

Sometimes I say I'm gonna put a link in the underworld, but I forget. Let me know if you need a link to something.

Fucked around and found out.



Monday, October 26, 2020

249 - Pandie Ramblin'

This week there are some event and show announcements?! Many of them are documentaries, which Maysoun is ambivalent about. We also listen to a poem!

All the music in this episode is by

Imprisoned by algorithms

The blue moon is coming!



Sunday, October 4, 2020

247 - NO on 22

This week Kate cautions against re-staging photographs at 2am. We talk about the Headlands ending their affiliate program. Also some museums are opening?! Keep your eye on the ball, everybody!




Don't get sucked into a left-wing QANON situation.


Sunday, September 27, 2020

246 - Yes on 15!

This week we contemplate the political leapfrog that could result from Kamala Harris becoming VP. We lied about doing the voter guide this week- but we're going to do it soon! We mention art at some point as well.

All the music in this episode is by Monophonics

ACCE Action

Forms of Reparations: The Museum & Restorative Justice

Hey, you can pre-order Kate's comic here.


The cool people are saying YES on 15!


Sunday, September 20, 2020

245 - Psyops Babies

We're back from our summer break! We take a listener question about their apartment building getting sold. We tell billionaires to buy buildings and give them to the people who live there. We'll see how that works out. We also talk about Civil War II, propaganda, and sneakers.

Congratulations Pine Tree says NO to war!



Mind wars only.




Monday, June 15, 2020

244 - Drop the cops!

This is our last episode before summer break! We talk about white hysteria, SFMOMA, Angela Davis, and more. Go ahead and email us if you miss us.

All the music in this episode is by Wizard Apprentice

The Anti Police-Terror Project IG: antipoliceterrorproject
The Black New Deal
The Coalition on Homelessness IG: coalitiononhomelessness
Poor Magazine IG: poormagazine
People's Breakfast Oakland (linktree)
NO NEUTRAL ALLIANCE
SOMArts
slash art
Shahid Buttar - Get Pelosi out of there!
Petition and numbers to call to tell the SEIU: DROP THE COPS! Email us if you want to get more involved in this campaign!
National Association of Government Employees (part of the SEIU)
Oakland City Council
San Francisco Board of Supervisors 

Podcasts/Radio to listen to:
UpFront (on KPFA)
Hard Knock Radio (on KPFA)
We Want the Airwaves

Thursday, May 21, 2020

243 - The Walk the Walk is Behind the Scenes

This week we're getting closer and closer to the anarchist uprising. Maysoun "went" to some more Zoom panels, Kate has some micro-updates about SFAI and Dave & Busters.

All the music in this episode is by K.K. Slider

San Francisco's Arts Community Town Hall
#BlackNewDeal

New circles!

Saturday, May 9, 2020

242 - Goodbye, Salad Bar!

This week we say goodbye to Sweet Tomatoes. We talk about some other things that are closing, pizza again, and radioactive dirt on treasure island! Plus Maysoun hates zoom.

The music in this episode is by asonic garcia

My Lennar Lemon!
This former radioactive-waste site off the coast of San Francisco is turning into a $5 billion housing development by Melia Robinson
Lawsuit aims to stop thousands of planned Treasure Island homes by Adam Brinkow
Moms 4 Housing

sad salad

Saturday, May 2, 2020

241 - Lawyers in the Bathtub

This week Kate's reporting from the bathtub. We introduce Wazwaz & Rhoades Law Firm! Maysoun got a swab in the brain to see if she had the virus. It's an action packed episode, people!

All the music in this episode is by CAPE


Be an emergency volunteer - San Francisco
Indigenous Mutual Aid
Tom Mooney!
Fill Hotels not Graves - The Village (Oakland)
CA Lawyers for the Arts
How to become a lawyer in California
Et al.
Carey Lin
Animal Crossing: Tarantula

Can you help Maysoun and Kate pass the bar? Please?

Saturday, April 25, 2020

240 - Squares and Stripes

Kate and Maysoun avoid being sabotaged this week! We talk about Maysoun's crafting career, disaster service work, how to pay dance teachers, and so much more.

The music in this episode is from this album: Stay Home: COVID​-​19 Benefit Comp

SaveFineArt.com

Welcome to the new art world!

Saturday, April 11, 2020

239 - Pizza Publishing

This week we talk about SFAI some more. We try to save Art Practical. Plus we come up with great pizza-related ideas.

All the music in this episode is from the soundtrack to the video game, Monkey Island

Sign the petition to save SFAI!
Art Practical
Prescription for a healthy art scene

Put your art reviews in here!


Friday, April 3, 2020

238 - Walk in the Woods

This week we didn't feel like talking so Kate just took a walk in the woods. Enjoy the sounds of nature. We love you.

Shoutout to Rob Marland and Jenny Odell.

Taking a stroll

Saturday, March 28, 2020

237 - WPA Murals

This week we chat about some WPA murals in San Francisco! We wish a happy birthday to Max, talk about llamas, and move couches around.

Most of the music in this episode is by No Vacation

Where to donate PPE
FoundSF
SFAI Faculty Townhall (email us)
SFAI Board of Trustees


Helen Forbes and Dorothy Puccinelli 


Part of Sargent Johnson's huge mosaic at the Maritime Museum

Saturday, March 21, 2020

236 - Staying Home

We got some listener feedback this week! We field your questions about etiquette, eggs, and this new fucked up world we're living in. Please take care of each other, but also stay away from each other, and stay mad at our fucked up government that didn't test people fast enough. Kate clearly doesn't know what a snow leopard is.

All the music in this episode is by the Monophonics

Support Kirk Stoller's Recovery From Brain Surgery
CPT Resource Spreadhseets
Bay Area Senior/Disability/Worker Mutual Aid Form
Coronavirus (COVID-19) Support Bay Area #TogetherAlone
SF United in Crisis
SWARM hardship fund for sex workers in crisis
St. James Infirmary - resources for sex workers of all genders
List of Arts Resources During the COVID-19 Outbreak (from Creative Capital)
Emergency Funds for Freelancers, Creatives Losing Income During Coronavirus
COVID-19 Resources for the Artist Organization Field
COVID-19 Freelance Artist Resources

Bay Area Rallies to Ensure Seniors Don't Go Hungry During Coronavirus Pandemic (KQED)
8 Calming Livecams of Kittens, Penguins, Jellyfish and More (KQED)
Dunktown Podcast

Mutual aid is when people get together to meet each other’s basic survival needs with a shared understanding that the systems we live under are not going to meet our needs and we can do it together RIGHT NOW!


Friday, March 13, 2020

235 - Roni

Dear listeners, please take this virus seriously. Even if you're very healthy and think you won't be adversely affected by it- being reckless could spread it to someone who is more at risk. Take care of yourself and your neighbors.

Most of the music in this episode is by KOOL A.D.

Johns Hopkins COVID-19 page
Mindfulness Coach
Shahid Buttar for Congress


Get those mitts clean!

Saturday, March 7, 2020

Quarantine!

No new episode this week, because we're in isolation!

Take precautions!


  • Wash your hands
  • Don't touch your face
  • Stay away from Kate's mom- I don't want her to get sick!

See you next week!


Saturday, February 29, 2020

234 - Grease

This week we accidentally talk about the movie musical, Grease three times. We also discuss 500 Capp Street's reopening, LACMA, Xandra Ibarra getting censored in Texas, and we make a bet for $10. Please call us and tell us what you want.

Most of the music in this episode is by Sun Hop Fat

Movement Voter Project
Xandra Ibarra, Spictacle II: La Tortillera, 2014
Uffizi scientific committee resigns in dispute over Raphael loan
Earth’s new ‘mini-moon’ is leaving soon. But it’ll be back.

Mini Moon!

Saturday, February 22, 2020

233 - Puzzling

This week we shoot the shit about an event at the Herbst Theater, we dissect the last dem debate, and Kate finally gives the answer to the trivia question from about nine million episodes ago. We also have guests Karla and Freddy tell us about local political scandals in San Francisco.

The music in this episode is by quest?onmarc

More info about voter registration: https://www.sos.ca.gov/elections/
Shoutout to the Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Library in San Jose where this episode was edited.

Life is a mystery!

Saturday, February 15, 2020

232 - March 2020 Voter Guide

This week we give our endorsements in the upcoming elections in Oakland and San Francisco! Text us if you're confused. Call 311 if you need to know where to vote. Get your friends to vote!

Most of the music in this episode is by CAPE

Indivisible Guide to Registering to Vote
Join the DSA USA!
SF League of Pissed off Voters
SF Tenants Union Endorsements
SF Berniecrats Endorsements
Alameda County Green Party Voter guide
Official Election Site of Alameda County

Vote early, vote often!





Saturday, February 8, 2020

231 - In Public (with Zoë Taleporos)

This week we have a traveling chat with Zoë Taleporos, project manager at the San Francisco Arts Commission and independent curator. We do a little tour of all the public art at the Hyatt hotel, which is connected to the San Francisco International Airport. You can go there and hang out any time you want!

The music in this episode (that isn't part of the hotel) is by No Vacation

Premiere Jr.
Look! Up in the sky! It’s public art—with Premiere Jr. from 48 Hills
San Francisco Arts Commission

Continental Breakfast!

Friday, January 31, 2020

230 - Joan5000 Lost Tape

This week Carrie Hott is helping Kate move. They find a mysterious cassette tape in Kate's closet.

Cheetah Legs

Friday, January 17, 2020

Friday, January 10, 2020

227 - Tanuki and Friends

Happy 2020! We're back on our regular schedule! This week we talk about the show up at the Wattis, BDSM masks at the Berkley Museum, the SECA show at SFMOMA, cat eyes, cartoon ducks, and East Bay representative Barbara Lee.

Almost all the music in this episode is by Sun Hop Fat

CCA Wattis Institute for Contemporary Arts
BAMPFA
In Praise of the Strangest Painting I’ve Ever Seen by Sarah Hotchkiss
2019 SECA Art Award
Jimi Hendrix - National Anthem
How to Read the Hierophant Card
Barbara Lee’s Long War on the War on Terror

This is a tanuki

Friday, December 20, 2019

Winter Break!

Hello, gentle listener! We are going on winter break. See you in 2020 for more rambles, bathroom reviews, hottt goss, and painting with cats!

Our holiday wish is for you to donate to RAICES (Refugee and Immigrant Center for Education and Legal Services) and the Coalition on Homelessness if you have some money to spare. 

Have a lovely end of December and email us your comments, questions and concerns while you're avoiding your loved ones! CongratulationsPineTree@gmail.com

RIP Thomas Kinkade